Feline of Persistence,
Apprenticed under the Late Great Chester the Pester,
Born of the wild and terrible animals,
Found now in the warmth of a crooked arm,
Assured of her right to all things
of consequence and not.
In particular, not.
She, of the great trivial battles,
who has won on many a day,
the surrender of her human
and laid in triumph on the spoils of the war,
The Great and Clicky keyboard.
As ever it was supposed to be.
And ever it shall be.