The Great Disappointment of Farting.

I like to sneeze.  I like the release of the pressure.  Its very satisfying.

I like to burp for similar reasons.

I don’t like to fart.  No sense of satisfaction for farts, which makes no sense.  Its the same idea – a sudden emission of gas that relieves pressure.

I don’t like coughing either – but coughing is occasionally painful, and usually not  relieving a pressure so much as a tickle.  So it makes more sense that it’s not satisfying.

But the fart.  The fart should be satisfying, but I just don’t get any satisfaction.

Farts are the popular underdog of human gas expelling.   They are funny and intrusive and embarrassing and annoying and smelly.  But they just don’t leave me wanting to do it again.

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