Do you want to avoid pregnancy? Tie some goat innards or weasel testicles around your neck.
This is advice from the past. Actual published advice according to Elizabeth P Archibald.
Now, I know what you are thinking. “How ridiculous. How ignorant.” But you obviously have not thought it through.
How often do you suppose a woman with the fresh intestines of a goat wrapped around her neck gets laid? (let alone a smelly weasel testicle) How often?
Exactly. And abstinence, as the GOP is fond of reminding us, is a solution for avoiding pregnancy.
I wonder if the GOP has considered endorsing this insightful old method for birth control. The tie-in is glorious. Of course, would they be willing to have Obamacare pay for the wholesale slaughter of goats and the de-balling of weasels? You know the de-balling of weasels cannot be cheap.
Good Advice – Sometimes its hard to implement. But – Weasels & Goats are way cute. They would make great advertising mascots.