I clicked on “My Amazon” – which is a list of recommendations based on my viewing history.  Its seemed kind of OK.  And then it became clear that Amazon was abusing the punch bowl at this party.

First was the insult.

Then it got that weird thing where things don’t add up:

And then it just stopped making any sense AT ALL:

And then things just got to be freaky creepy: 

Someone REALLY needs to call the taxi for Amazon.