In an almost miraculously stupid turn events, my shirt tried to poke out my eye by colluding with the file cart.
My shirt has tie strings with wooden beads at the end. While in my chair, I leaned over the file cart and then sat back in my chair. The beads got caught on the cart, pulled tight, then broke free and WHAM:
Wooden Beads slammed into my open eye.
It hurt. A LOT.
And it was such an odd idiotic thing to happen.
I hope it didn’t damage it. The eye, not the beads. I hope the beads burn in the open pit of Hades.
I suppose I will have a black eye, but I don’t want the actual eyeball to be hurt. Because it was the only good one I had left. The other one has the damn Iritis. If I must be blind I prefer it is only in one eye. No doubt that is selfish of me.
And to add insult to injury I am now complaining about my minor hurts and injuries, like that is fascinating for everyone.
Sigh. It is the next step from single cat lady. Eventually we become Spinsters.
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pick lap kitties if you’re ready to get to that stage soon
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Wow.
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“Sigh. It is the next step from single cat lady. Eventually we become Spinsters.” … Don’t you mean one-eyed pirate spinsters, where the parrot is replaced with a cat on your shoulder? 😉
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You are a beautiful and wonderful human. Thank you. You are quite right.
I wonder if Lily is willing to sit on my shoulder?
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Gather up those wooden beads and start making your peg leg! 😉 Awrrrrr, matey!
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Sorry, I meant to say ‘oh you poor thing, are you ok?’ And wow. I have a theory that inanimate objects are out to get us. You’ve fueled my paranoia nicely.
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Well my shirt is certainly going in the bin. It no longer deserves to be on a hanger.
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You keep right on complaining. That’s what we’re here for.😊 I almost strangled myself at the grocery the other day when my coat button got caught in the slats of the metal cart while I was unloading it. Stuff like that happens.
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Our clothes are out to get us!
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Earlier today my infinity scarf got caught on a kitchen drawer handle … it almost strangled me! It’s dangerous to be fashionable … even in my own house. My cats don’t even care — they’re like, “Whatever, lady, feed me! Feed me NOW!”
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Rogue bead!
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I hope everything is alright. It seems the silliest sequence of events can cause injury. This will hopefully be one you can laugh at down the road. Best wishes for your eye.
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