Thoughts While Cutting my Toenails:

The big toe nail could easily have evolved into a weapon.  Like the horn on a narwhale.

I have cut the back of my ankle with it twice in my life, when I haven’t cut it down properly

Just walking along barefoot, and BAM- I’m bleeding.

20,000 years ago I think I could have used it while fighting over an animal carcass.

These are the thoughts I have while cutting my toe nails.  I knew you’d want to know.  You’re welcome.

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